Monday, February 20, 2012

Dear Winter...

Piss off.  I am over you.  I want to run outside today, and it's too cold, and my lungs do not do well outside in the cold.  Although you have been a fairweather friend this year, it's time for you to head out.  Head to the southern hemisphere.  They can have you, I want to pass you on like an unwanted houseguest that has way overstayed his welcome.

Of course, I'll want you back so I can go skiing this week (and next, and the one after that), but for today I want you to leave and Spring to bring milder temperatures and sunshine.

It's not too much to ask, is it?

Your weary friend apathetic acquaintence.

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